Yesterday evening my little buddy, my 3yo Tucker, and I were taking a walk around the neighborhood. A couple of streets over we walked past a house with a couple of little boys playing in the front yard who looked to be about 5 or 6. They didn't pay us much attention but we said "Hi" and they said "Hi". Just after their house on the sidewalk we saw some chalk writing that said "BUTT" and "Butt Cheaks" (sic) in a couple of places and "POOP" and "Poop Stans" (sic) in a couple of spots. I assume they meant cheeks and stains, but they're just 5 or 6 - give them a break.

Tucker, being a curios little fellow, asked me what the writing said. He had noticed that one of the words had a "T" in it. I told him that yes it was indeed a "T" and then I read each of the phrases written on the sidewalk. He was a little surprised when I responded that the first one said "Butt". He looked at me with wide eyes and said "What?" so I told him again. After that he squated down next to each phrase, pointed to it and asked, "And what does that one say?" I answered each question truthfully. 

He didn't have much to say so I wondered what he was thinking. I found out as he stood up after finishing admiring the last one and said "He he he. That funny!"