Phrase: "New _(part name)_, _(part name)_ and _(part name)_. Perfect except for _(part name)_, which is only _$(dollar amount)_ from _(name of store)_ but I just don't have time to do it."

Meaning: "This thing is a piece of shit. Every time I fix something three other things break. I'm tired of messing with it; it will be someone else's problem now."